March Badness 2022
March Badness 2022: A Tournament of the Worst Songs Ever
Which song has what it takes to get through a grueling gauntlet of the worst songs of all-time?
It was so successful in 2021, we decided to bring it back… with a new twist!
Welcome to March Badness, a tournament of the very worst that music has to offer from some of the worst (and best) artists of our age.
Last year Corey Feldman’s Angelic 2 the Core was crowned as the worst album of all-time by surviving a gauntlet of 31 other putrescent albums, eventually defeating Boston’s Love, Life & Hope in the championship matchup.
This year, we’re doing songs.
With so many to pick from, we narrowed it down by asking our patrons, checking online lists of the “worst”, using songs from albums that competed in last year’s March Badness, and finally worst songs from our Songs of the Year series.
We started with 32 songs in 16 matchups. The first round was up to us; we made our case and voted on a winner, two votes and a song went through. Now it’s your job to watch the video and then vote on the remaining 16 matchups.
Who will have their one shining moment? It’s in your hands.
March Badness 2nd Round
Which Song is Worse?
- Ahab the Arab - Ray Stevens (60%, 167 Votes)
- Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus (40%, 112 Votes)
Total Voters: 279
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- Seven Little Girls by Paul Evans (65%, 177 Votes)
- Ebony & Ivory by McCartney and Wonder (35%, 95 Votes)
Total Voters: 272
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- Rice and Curry by Dr. Bombay (71%, 182 Votes)
- Red Dress by Sarah Brand (29%, 73 Votes)
Total Voters: 255
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- EW! by Jimmy Fallon ft. will.i.am (88%, 230 Votes)
- Telephone Man by Meri Wilson (12%, 30 Votes)
Total Voters: 260
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- Hey Soul Sister by Train (55%, 152 Votes)
- Photograph by Nickelback (45%, 126 Votes)
Total Voters: 278
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- Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue by Toby Keith (67%, 180 Votes)
- All Summer Long by Kid Rock (33%, 89 Votes)
Total Voters: 269
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- If You Were in Love by Boston (58%, 149 Votes)
- Bollywood by Liz Phair (42%, 110 Votes)
Total Voters: 259
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- American Reckoning by Bon Jovi (65%, 170 Votes)
- Summer of Love by The Beach Boys (35%, 92 Votes)
Total Voters: 262
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